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    #11
    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    I had a feeling it was a snooker/pool mix up!

    Awesome, a series of helpful posts in a row in General, a nice way to round off a depressing Tuesday!
    You are welcome. Now f**k off a try searching next time you twunt.
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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      You are welcome. Now f**k off a try searching next time you twunt.
      I did search - I searched for 'smartarse forum where people will do my work for me to show how clever they are' and this was the first hit!!

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      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #13
        Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
        I did search - I searched for 'smartarse forum where people will do my work for me to show how clever they are' and this was the first hit!!

        What search engine were you using???

        Bing??

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          #14
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          What search engine were you using???

          Bing??
          My memory
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #15
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            I am 100% sure this is a mix up with pool rules where you just have the baulk line and not the D and the cue ball has to be placed behind the baulk line and you have to play down the table.

            happy to be corrected though.
            WHS - pool seems to have all kinds of different rules but you only have to watch the snooker on TV and you'll see it doesn't apply here.
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              #16
              Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
              I was playing snooker on Saturday for the first time in about 15 years. My opponent claimed that it was a rule that if the white was potted or knocked off the table then it was placed in the D but could only be played down the table.

              I have never heard this in my life.

              I have looked at some online snooker rules but cannot find mention of it - has anyone else heard this?
              Load of bollocks. That's a dodgy pool rule and only in certain areas. Northern rules if my County Pool memory serves right.

              Did he also want two shots carry?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Load of bollocks. That's a dodgy pool rule and only in certain areas. Northern rules if my County Pool memory serves right.

                Did he also want two shots carry?
                He'd still granny you.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  I had a feeling it was a snooker/pool mix up!

                  Awesome, a series of helpful posts in a row in General, a nice way to round off a depressing Tuesday!
                  Give him a pool cue to defend himself and beat him to death with a snooker cue to learn him proper.
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Load of bollocks. That's a dodgy pool rule and only in certain areas. Northern rules if my County Pool memory serves right.

                    Did he also want two shots carry?
                    2 shots always carry....

                    god damn southern shandy softy

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      2 shots always carry....

                      god damn southern shandy softy
                      Fook you. One shot on the black, name the pocket and winner stays on!!!
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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