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UK facing major sperm shortage

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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Or you love. Pretty sure it's tax-deductible
    With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.
      Oooh no missus

      Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Oooh no missus

        Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?
        Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
          Or maybe a sandwich? Would you like tuna or turkey?



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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
            Does that mean its cum out of something micro-sized?

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              #16
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
              I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..
                How fussy are you about infections?

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                  #18
                  Maybe this explains where SASguru has gone. Do you think the government has hired him on a contract to spend the last of his years knocking one out in order to raise the IQ of Britains next generation?
                  The only problem is that whilst they might be bright they will be born too pug ugly to stimulate birth rates in future generations .

                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #19
                    Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.
                      More likely scientists will have perfected egg division and sperm will not longer be required.

                      While developing test tube babies, eggs did start to divide. Its not that difficult.

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