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"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHe's not suppose to reveal the big secret.
Reminds me of my ardent feminist friend buying a house. I offered to recommend my solicitor. "Please give me his details" she says. Of course it was a man. I don't let her live that down.Comment
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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. Very silly and highly enjoyable. Some lines that should have been in the film
You killed my mother
I am your mother.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Trump's idea makes sense.
Been doing some landscaping in my garden and built a wall last weekend. Haven't seen a single Mexican in my garden all week!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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There's a Mexican in client office. Well, there was. He recently became Swiss, so the budget for building the wall was spent on tequila and refried beans.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I keep wondering about that counting thread:
a) Why on earth people bother and
b) If I posted 0 would it all have to start again?
No. That would be cruel, destroy peoples' lives!
bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Got an election leaflet for The Green Party through my door yesterday. Being someone who is very mindful of the environment I put it straight in the recycling bin without reading it.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI keep wondering about that counting thread:
a) Why on earth people bother and
b) If I posted 0 would it all have to start again?
No. That would be cruel, destroy peoples' lives!
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If I did it might eradicate CUK. Ren & Stimpy is as likely to be true as any other crap we read or see on TV.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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