A silly thread

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Was reading main forum trying to dodge all the Brexit stuff, pretty hard these days, and was sorry to see atW's motor has been written off.

A mention of air bags gave me an idea. Just think how much less distressing an accident would be for us males if airbags were made to resemble huge tits. Ending up with your face buried in those would probably reduce the trauma significantly.

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Clicked a link labelled "Check Your IQ" on a news website a few minutes ago. Just finished doing the test and I have an IQ of 170! That's ten more than Stephen Hawking! You CUKers had better not waste your time arguing with me, I am far brighter than any of you lot!

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Oh hang on, it wasn't a test of Intelligence Quotient, it was a test of Infantile Quotient. Damn it. I did wonder about the relevance of the questions, like "Click the image of the person you think has the smelliest bum"

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Silliness? A 15 stone man dancing the jive...

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If it's mostly 15 stone of fat and not muscle, that could be a bit like putting a slab of lard in a blender, will tend to liquefy it. Eric Cartman sorts should stop jiving if they see their feet swelling.

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I see there's news about alternative contraceptives made from plant extracts.

Surely it should be possible to come up with some hormone-based product that turns sperm gay?

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When I was a kid I used to love reading ancient mythology, especially about the Norse and Hindu gods. It made much more sense having a different god for every area of life than one boring almighty who governs everything.

Look at all this stuff about hacking the NHS etc. This is all blamed on out of date operating systems, North Korea etc. but the core reason is that we are not praying to Hyperon, god of the internet. One of the ten online commandments is "Thou shalt not hack". If us IT sorts did 10 minutes of online prayer to Hyperon every morning, he would punish the sinners by blocking their internet access, including porn sites during their time off.

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Looking back at last but one post. I forgot to put NSFW in the title before posting explicit gay sperm porn. Apologies Admin, I will not make the same mistake again.

PS Hang on. It was worse than that as they would be brothers so it was gay incest sperm porn. Just as well there will be no children, genetic faults would be a huge problem.

PPS Except for anyone who is genetically perfect like me obviously. It would be much better if I could reproduce by binary fission like an Amoeba and not mess up my gene pool with other people's inferior contributions.

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Appaling vehicleism

Took this photo while walking the other day.



Can you imagine the outcry if there were signs saying that, if you saw any of some ethnic minority around in the evening, they were probably up to no good? So how is this slur against us van drivers ok?

And what about this appalling example of speciesism?



What next? Signs telling us that law abiding little mosquitoes bite people?