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    More fingers than teeth

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    Default Working on my Plan B

    I'm posting this because I'm sure there will be plenty of interest from you lot.
    I am now proud to announce that I am selling adult products.
    I hope I am approachable enough that no one is embarrassed to ask for them.
    I have all kinds, sizes and styles according to your needs. Just let me know what you're after and I'll see what I can do!!
    100% discretion and confidentiality is guaranteed!!
    PM me if you have any questions. I currently have everything listed below and plan to expand my range within the next few months.....
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    Zimmer frames...
    Wheelchairs...
    Oxygen tanks...
    Walking stick & canes...
    Disposable adult nappies...
    Most importantly, wholesale quantities of Werthers Originals!
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    What was your dirty mind thinking?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    My gran lives on Werther's, quite literally. Her stomach cancer means she can't eat much but a packet of Werther's a day keep the old gal going.

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    My post count is Majestic

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    My gran lives on Werther's, quite literally. Her stomach cancer means she can't eat much but a packet of Werther's a day keep the old gal going.

    chin up, sorry to hear that.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Most of those sound suitable for NLyUK. And her customers.

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