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    Quote Originally Posted by BABABlackSheep View Post
    Don't even get me started on Scrum Masters.

    20 years of experience means nothing, yet some spotty kid can spend $150 on a qualification and go around with a handbook of analogies and not actually having to do any work or make a decision as they are all "Servant Leaders"

    Anyway..here's one..I found..

    The Scrum Master is like Nitrous Oxide , while the rest of the Scrum team is the car’s engine. The team will likely “run” as they should without a Scrum Master, but in maximizing the value delivered by the team, the Scrum Master role injects the extra horsepower that the team wouldn’t otherwise have.

    To be honest, I'm also a certified Scrum Master..like I said $150 easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    I agree about D&C - in my niche The customers have decided to buy new fangled cloud based tiles and are relying on my knowledge of cloud based grout etc not that HMRC can see any of this

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    I saw her sitting at the bar.

    I approached.

    "Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
    Space... between the ears

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    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
    Space... between the ears

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    The plan was simple, like BrilloPad. But unlike Brillo, this plan just might work.
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    Personal experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Personal experience?

    My dog.
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
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    LM741.

    Oh.

    Sorry.

    I thought this was analogue fun.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I saw her sitting at the bar.

    I approached.

    "Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

    upvoted & stolen
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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