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    Fingers like lightning

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    Oh SA you've done me now
    My tears like waterfalls,
    But I heard Churchy's a dog
    So can't he lick his own balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakydancer
    You cheap dirty b*tch
    Can I have your number?
    I'd like to watch
    You alone with a cucumber

    no need for a number
    just log on the net
    from 7 til midnight
    all juicy and wet


    (ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SallyAnne
    no need for a number
    just log on the net
    from 7 til midnight
    all juicy and wet


    (ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)


    Superb!!!
    Call the cops

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    I'll log on at half seven
    I don't give a f**k
    Have some tissues handy
    To clean up my muck


    I think I should stop now
    Call the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakydancer
    I'll log on at half seven
    I don't give a f**k
    Have some tissues handy
    To clean up my muck


    I think I should stop now
    I've consulted the lasses
    and dont wish to be mean
    but from what that 19 year old said
    there wont be much to clean


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    Quote Originally Posted by SallyAnne
    I've consulted the lasses
    and dont wish to be mean
    but from what that 19 year old said
    there wont be much to clean

    Oh I can assure you
    That I'm no Tom Thumb
    I hit the right places
    When with the front bum
    Call the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakydancer
    Oh I can assure you
    That I'm no Tom Thumb
    I hit the right places
    When with the front bum

    Then why did she say
    that she hardly felt you?
    And the first that she knew of you
    was when she smelt you?

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    To all the "women" here:

    Roses are red
    Fish-nets are naughty
    You're a trucker called Dave
    and you look at least forty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRC1964
    To all the "women" here:

    Roses are red
    Fish-nets are naughty
    You're a trucker called Dave
    and you look at least forty!

    How romantic

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    My post count is Majestic

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    I logged in and looked
    What a tulip thread
    You're all bloody saddo's
    Now f-ck off to bed.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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