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Valentine's poetry

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    #11
    Oh SA you've done me now
    My tears like waterfalls,
    But I heard Churchy's a dog
    So can't he lick his own balls

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      #12
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      You cheap dirty b*tch
      Can I have your number?
      I'd like to watch
      You alone with a cucumber

      no need for a number
      just log on the net
      from 7 til midnight
      all juicy and wet


      (ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)
      The pope is a tard.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        no need for a number
        just log on the net
        from 7 til midnight
        all juicy and wet


        (ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)


        Superb!!!
        Call the cops

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          #14
          I'll log on at half seven
          I don't give a f**k
          Have some tissues handy
          To clean up my muck


          I think I should stop now
          Call the cops

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            #15
            Originally posted by freakydancer
            I'll log on at half seven
            I don't give a f**k
            Have some tissues handy
            To clean up my muck


            I think I should stop now
            I've consulted the lasses
            and dont wish to be mean
            but from what that 19 year old said
            there wont be much to clean

            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              I've consulted the lasses
              and dont wish to be mean
              but from what that 19 year old said
              there wont be much to clean

              Oh I can assure you
              That I'm no Tom Thumb
              I hit the right places
              When with the front bum
              Call the cops

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                #17
                Originally posted by freakydancer
                Oh I can assure you
                That I'm no Tom Thumb
                I hit the right places
                When with the front bum

                Then why did she say
                that she hardly felt you?
                And the first that she knew of you
                was when she smelt you?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #18
                  To all the "women" here:

                  Roses are red
                  Fish-nets are naughty
                  You're a trucker called Dave
                  and you look at least forty!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PRC1964
                    To all the "women" here:

                    Roses are red
                    Fish-nets are naughty
                    You're a trucker called Dave
                    and you look at least forty!

                    How romantic
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #20
                      I logged in and looked
                      What a tulip thread
                      You're all bloody saddo's
                      Now f-ck off to bed.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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