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If you became an assassin...

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    If you became an assassin...

    ...what would your weapon of choice be?
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    toothpick
    3.45%
    1
    crossbow
    13.79%
    4
    sock + snooker ball
    3.45%
    1
    blade (pen knife, letter opener, machete, axe)
    3.45%
    1
    firearm (single shot, automatic, sniper)
    37.93%
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    bomb
    3.45%
    1
    throwing-star
    3.45%
    1
    ken dodd's tickling stick
    3.45%
    1
    orville
    3.45%
    1
    the severed arm of tony bliar
    24.14%
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    #2
    An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.
    please do not ask for money...
    as a smack in the mouth often offends

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      #3
      Originally posted by Hedgehog
      An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.
      Which film is that from? If it's not from a script it should be in one!

      I suppose it depends on the target, but The Commons with the latter option is my choice.

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        #4
        Jackie Brown mate - surely you've seen that one ?
        please do not ask for money...
        as a smack in the mouth often offends

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          #5
          Originally posted by Hedgehog
          An AK-47, accept no substitute. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room.

          Shouldn't this be in the thread (from General) ?

          http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread14593.html
          Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Hedgehog
            Jackie Brown mate - surely you've seen that one ?
            Of course! Good point well made.

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              #7
              Originally posted by realityhack
              Of course! Good point well made.
              Minigun.

              Wipe out the target, and witnesses, anyone associated with the target/witnesses, the police when they try to get you and any other c**t who gets in your way.

              Pay back time.
              Call the cops

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                #8
                Polonium-210

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                  #9
                  In which case you're a particularly EVIL assassin then. At least my method gets rid of them straight away
                  please do not ask for money...
                  as a smack in the mouth often offends

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                    #10
                    No, I like it, it's messy, public and may have the entire building condemned.

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