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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt
    If I need a dump in a pub I quite often use the Ladies as they tend to have paper and are cleaner.
    Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn
    I like to use the disabled toilets on a floor at the clients where no one knows me, and walk in and out like a spaz for good effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jawz
    Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.

    why need the speed, when the client is paying!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by n5gooner
    why need the speed, when the client is paying!!
    Never a truer word spoken.

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    Call the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeitghost
    In which case, you won't have much of a problem with the
    gf & her strap on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jawz
    Paper? I have perfected a technique whereby I can sh!t without needing a wipe. It took months of practise, but if u spread yr cheeks wide and hold it in as long as possible then push that sucker out quick as you like, your lil ring won't need wiping. Speed is the key here folks.
    Obviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyperD
    Obviously a young chap. You wait until you get older and that sort of behaviour can either lead to a splattering of blood in the pan, or a prolapsed large intestine stirring the toilet water...
    Hmm no lunch for me today

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    a good flush after the first bombardment normally clears the real smelly first bit - leaving you free to enjoy the more drawn out finish without worrying about the aroma.

    normally means you can read your paper in peace too.

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