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    Quote Originally Posted by moggy View Post
    is it a sign of your age or his..? that you no longer use "mum" jokes for this..

    the age of his mum!

    been there seen it done it, ​ I have flashbacks!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    the age of his mum!

    been there seen it done it, ​ I have flashbacks!
    JUst flashbacks? Or a nasty rash too?

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    Went to a restaurant that was serving Badger last night.
    It was from the sett menu
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    Went coarse fishing yesterday. Caught two f***ing fish.
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    I asked Millie if she knew who this was:


    She said: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I asked Millie if she knew who this was:
    <picture of Charles Darwin>
    She said: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"
    I don't get it.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I don't get it.....

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    Oh! I just assumed it was Alexander Graham Bell, a rather similar beardy old bloke. Actually its Ivan Pavlov who supposedly used a bell to test conditional reflexes or summit. CUK can be quite educational at times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Oh! I just assumed it was Alexander Graham Bell. Actually its Ivan Pavlov.
    The guy who invented the cake?



    Could someone explain what eywes keans? At a level mods can understand.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The guy who invented the cake?



    Could someone explain what eywes keans? At a level mods can understand.....

    Nah WTFH will eat all the cake!

    We can go low enough the mods other than MF & Cojak can understand???


    blimey they do Janet & John do CUK?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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