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    Have you tried blindfolded archery?


    You don’t know what you’re missing.
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    How many Freudians does it take to change a light boob?
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    Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.


    ...it was an ether/oar situation.
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    I bought some Jelly Babies in Aldi.


    I’m a bit disappointed they’re not called Aldi Young Dudes.
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    HER: How much do you know about toilets?


    ME: I've read many books on them.
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    A policeman knocked on my door last week and told me that my dog was chasing a person on a bike.

    Millie doesn't even own a bike.
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    Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed 6 people. They believe he could be following some kind of pattern.
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    Today is National Orgasm Day.

    and I bet that some of you have already celebrated on your own, you bunch of selfish
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    As part of National Orgasm Day, BrilloPad has decided to hold a meeting for people who struggle to reach orgasm. He was telling me that he really hopes someone comes.
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    Limbo is the only sport where being bad at it means you've set the bar really high.
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