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    Have you ever noticed how broken glass tastes like blood?
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    I told my wife a really bad pun I’d made up about our vegetable garden.

    It was home groan.
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    I spotted King Canute on a laptop yesterday.

    He was pressing ctrl-c.


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    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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    What is the difference between Watford Football Club and a cocktail stick?

    A cocktail stick has 2 points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is the difference between Watford Football Club and a cocktail stick?

    A cocktail stick has 2 points.

    Alan would have appreciated that.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Just been for a job interview, one of the bosses asked me how well I perform under pressure.
    I told them I didn’t know the second verse, but I do know all of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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    Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane

    Me: Oh no what is it?

    Doctor: A movie with Leslie Neilsen but that's not important right now
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    I went into Blockbuster a couple of years ago and said “Hello, my name is Radio Star Junior. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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    My surgeon was telling me at the weekend that he had a phone call from BrilloPad before my most recent operation. Brillo asked him if I would be able to play guitar after recovery.
    The surgeon replied “yes, of course”
    Brillo said “well that will be a bloody miracle, cause he’s tulip at it now”
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