Please put more jokes here Please put more jokes here - Page 657
Page 657 of 659 FirstFirst ... 157557607647655656657658659 LastLast
Posts 6,561 to 6,570 of 6588
  1. #6561

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    Ladies swimming pool changing rooms are much nicer than mens, aren’t they?

    OK, apart from the screaming.
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

  2. #6562

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    I've been trying to choose my favourite Freudian slip but they're just sex of one and half a dozen of your mother
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

  3. #6563

    TPAFKAk2p2

    mudskipper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Null island
    Posts
    26,061

    Default

    My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhoea.

    It runs in our jeans.

  4. #6564

    Respect my authoritah!

    NotAllThere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Far away from HMRC
    Posts
    21,228

    Default

    I saw a group of men dressed as Super-heroes protesting against slices of lemon in their drinks.

    I don't think "Fathers for Just Ice," will take off.
    Boomers tend to believe in “freedom of speech”, which is a fascist concept used to spread hateful ideas.Given that hate speech is not possible without free speech, any defence of free speech is a form of hate speech. - Titania McGrath

  5. #6565

    Respect my authoritah!

    NotAllThere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Far away from HMRC
    Posts
    21,228

    Default

    What do we want?

    An end to religious brainwashing.

    When do we want it?

    After Christmas.
    Boomers tend to believe in “freedom of speech”, which is a fascist concept used to spread hateful ideas.Given that hate speech is not possible without free speech, any defence of free speech is a form of hate speech. - Titania McGrath

  6. #6566

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    Never guess a woman's age.

    If you're under, she'll think you're taking the piss.

    If you're over, she'll think you're taking the piss.

    If you're correct, she'll think you're taking the piss.
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

  7. #6567

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

  8. #6568

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar.

    It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.

    The difference is staggering.
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

  9. #6569

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    Another wooden ball.

    Would it kill the makers of advocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

  10. #6570

    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

    WTFH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    18,007

    Default

    Stealing clothes from washing lines?

    Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.
    Moderation means Moderation
    Strong and Stable Moderation

    Get Moderation Done - Unleash Moderator Potential

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •