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    Respect my authoritah!

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    Posts that weren't jokes - removed. But it has left me wondering what i should do with this one... too much for my little mod brain...
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    There once was a man from Kentucky
    Who’s undies were constantly mucky
    If he needed a poo
    Then he'd run to the loo
    But his timing was often unlucky

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    I never wanted to believe my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

    But when I got home all the signs were there.
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    I wasn't that close to my uncle when he died.
    Good job really, he trod on a landmine.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    I learned to program in Java.
    I've now got a remote client so I'm going to program in Bali.
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    Husband: "Am I the only one you've ever had sex with?"
    Wife: "Oh yes, all the rest have been at least a seven."
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    For those who don't want Alexa listening to your conversations they are making a male version. It never listens to anything....
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    My uncle has invented an invisible aeroplane.
    I can't see it taking off.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Help permies who say “I can’t believe it’s December already!” by directing their attention to a calendar and explaining how it works.
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    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

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    I put my phone in airplane mode and it tried to sell me a tiny can of coke for £2
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