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    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

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    Nurse: "How's the patient doing, the one who swallowed the 20p coins?"

    Doctor: "No change yet."
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    “I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”

    “A Fender ?”

    “No, she loved it…”
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    The local funeral directors are experimenting with glass coffins.

    Will they work?

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    I created a new dating app specifically for chickens, but I’m struggling to make hens meet.
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    Hey Brillo, thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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    Nymphomaniac - A women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
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    Since the storm started, MrsBP has been looking through the windows. If it gets any worse, I will have to let her in.
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    Here's an experiment to prove that your dog loves more than your wife:

    Lock them both in the boot of your car and open it an hour later. Who's happier to see you?
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    People are saying that Steve Jobs would have made a better POTUS than Donald Trump, but I think that's comparing apples with oranges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    People are saying that Steve Jobs would have made a better POTUS than Donald Trump, but I think that's comparing apples with oranges.
    Zombie president FTW!

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