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    BBC News. Jeremy Corbyn breaks rule of six with Dianne Abbot.


    In a statement, Ms Abbot explained that their gathering of eight people was in fact two separate groups of five.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Default vetran DM comment No. 1

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Default vetran DM comment No. 2

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    nope some women are petty clever, at least the women aren't stupid enough to post pictures in the wrong thread!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    What's Barbies' favourite thing to do at Halloween?


    Pump Ken 🎃
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    I'm surprised that Stanley Johnson doesn't wear a face mask.


    I wouldn't want to be recognised if I'd spawned that Clown!
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!

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    What's white and can't climb trees?

    A fridge!

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    If anything can kill the virus for good, it's being infected by Donald Trump.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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