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    So a third of the kids in this country are starving. And a third of the kids in this country are obese... sometimes the solution to a problem is just right there!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Most of us know the late Michael Hutchence as the bloke who was in INXS


    Whereas to Bob Geldof he's the bloke who was IN HIS EX
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I had a dream I was swimming in a lake of orangeade,But it was just a Fanta Sea
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I see Netflix are going to pay David Beckham 16 million pounds for his life story.Netflix are thinking of screening it in the commercial break of Coronation Street.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Apparently, if you can taste paper or cardboard you have the dreaded Covid-19.

    Well, I must apologise to my wife for all the insults of her rather bland cooking, it seems I've had this virus for forty three years.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    More fingers than teeth

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    I had habit of eating paper at school. Got told off for chewing edges off text books.
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    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    The wife’s been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...


    I don’t understand why she didn’t just take the car! 🤷🏼*♂️
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    "Stiles is dead."


    "Yes!"


    "Nobby, not Harry."


    "Oh, ****."
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I refuse to wank off to porn magazines, I only like digital stuff.


    None of that non-binary tulip for me.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni

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    Knock knock

    -Who’s there?

    Dishes

    -Dishes who?

    Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
    Space... between the ears

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