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    What do you call a man with a bird on his head?





    Cliff!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    My trainspotter friend committed suicide in a special way, by throwing himself in front of the Mallard steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    Vegan zombie.
    Grains! Grains!

    Zombie plumbers.
    Drains! Drains!

    Zombie string theorists.
    Branes! Branes!

    Zombie Cants.
    Brians! Brians.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    I know plenty of jokes about white sugar, but ones about brown sugar - dem are rarer

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    Enter new password:
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    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
    Space... between the ears

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    What do you call a woman with a sunbed on her head?


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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    The twin towers collapsing happened so quickly on 9/11


    It was a case of Boeing.... Boeing.... Gone!!!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I sneezed whilst making toast.


    I can't believe it's snot butter.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I'm bored of hearing, "When I was a lad....."


    I told my Thai girlfriend.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I am a man that enjoys being ruthless.


    Ruth left me !!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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