What do you call a man with a bird on his head?
Cliff!
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What do you call a man with a bird on his head?
Cliff!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
Double Godlike!
My trainspotter friend committed suicide in a special way, by throwing himself in front of the Mallard steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
Permie Swiss (pending)
Vegan zombie.
Grains! Grains!
Zombie plumbers.
Drains! Drains!
Zombie string theorists.
Branes! Branes!
Zombie Cants.
Brians! Brians.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
Still gathering requirements...
I know plenty of jokes about white sugar, but ones about brown sugar - dem are rarer
Prof Cunning @ Oxford Uni
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I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
Hands... out infractions
Face... the music
Space... between the ears
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What do you call a woman with a sunbed on her head?
Tanya
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
My post count is Majestic
ouch
The twin towers collapsing happened so quickly on 9/11
It was a case of Boeing.... Boeing.... Gone!!!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
My post count is Majestic
I sneezed whilst making toast.
I can't believe it's snot butter.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
My post count is Majestic
for barmie
I'm bored of hearing, "When I was a lad....."
I told my Thai girlfriend.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
My post count is Majestic
I am a man that enjoys being ruthless.
Ruth left me !!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.
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