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    So three households can mix over Christmas.




    What are we making a Christmas Cake or a Christmas Pudding?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Police probe I'm A Celebrity for 'releasing non-native cockroaches into the wild' in Wales.


    I know they're not A-listers, but that's a bit harsh.
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Default Don't tell Mrs V.

    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
    ah wondered where they have gone. You remind me of the wife moving tulip around based on her weird logic.
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Happy Holocaust Celebration Day!


    Or 'Thanksgiving,' if you prefer.
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    My neighbour won £2M on a National Lottery scratchcard. I'm made up for him but it seems a bit of a waste, he's got uncontrolled narcolepsy and spends most of the day asleep.


    Now he's literally living the dream!
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Best chat up line ever - Actually works.


    "Excuse me, love, are you a lawyer?


    Because I want you to get me off."
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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