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    Compared to 2020 the year 666 in England can't have been that beastly ..


    It was all Saxon drugs and rock and roll
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Trump wants a military send off. I think he should have one.


      In fact, if I was in the American army I'd even volunteer for the firing squad.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        They say that when you die that your whole life flashed before you.


        I hope it isn't true because there's no way I want to go through that tulip again.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          The multi-level regional Covid system invented by Boris.


          Tiers of a Clown.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            "Priti Patel faces growing pressure over deletion of police records"


            Can't say I blame her; "Message In A Bottle" is just awful.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I always eat a late lunch.


              Alive ones tend to struggle.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                What’s the difference between Phil Spectre and Donald Trump?


                People will remember Phil Spectre’s wall.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  They say that when you die that your whole life flashed before you.


                  I hope it isn't true because there's no way I want to go through that tulip again.
                  My worry is the universe will contract, time will go backwards, and I will relive it all the wrong way round.

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                    I was struggling with home schooling, so I rung the school and told them my child has been suspended.



                    They asked why, I said, "They turned up to the living room late, with trainers or boots on and a pattern shaved in the side of their head and an unusual colour hair, So they’ve been suspended"
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      chat up line of the week

                      Hey babe, let's make like sheep and let me ram ewe.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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