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    Originally posted by moggy View Post
    is it a sign of your age or his..? that you no longer use "mum" jokes for this..

    the age of his mum!

    been there seen it done it, ​ I have flashbacks!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      the age of his mum!

      been there seen it done it, ​ I have flashbacks!
      JUst flashbacks? Or a nasty rash too?

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        Went to a restaurant that was serving Badger last night.
        It was from the sett menu
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Went coarse fishing yesterday. Caught two f***ing fish.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            I asked Millie if she knew who this was:


            She said: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              I asked Millie if she knew who this was:
              <picture of Charles Darwin>
              She said: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell"
              I don't get it.....

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I don't get it.....

                S’not Charlie D.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Oh! I just assumed it was Alexander Graham Bell, a rather similar beardy old bloke. Actually its Ivan Pavlov who supposedly used a bell to test conditional reflexes or summit. CUK can be quite educational at times.
                  Last edited by xoggoth; 27 April 2019, 10:13.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Oh! I just assumed it was Alexander Graham Bell. Actually its Ivan Pavlov.
                    The guy who invented the cake?



                    Could someone explain what eywes keans? At a level mods can understand.....

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      The guy who invented the cake?



                      Could someone explain what eywes keans? At a level mods can understand.....

                      Nah WTFH will eat all the cake!

                      We can go low enough the mods other than MF & Cojak can understand???


                      blimey they do Janet & John do CUK?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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