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    The Wife (tm): What do you want for dinner?

    ME: Surprise me

    The Wife (tm): I once gave a dolphin a handjob

    ME: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Help contractors who say "I can't believe it's December already" by handing them a 10% rate cut and three week furlough. Then thank them for reminding you.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        The Wife (tm): What do you want for dinner?

        ME: Surprise me

        The Wife (tm): I once gave a dolphin a handjob

        ME: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza

        Arf Arf....
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            How do you make holy water?


            You boil the hell out of it.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

              But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                My friend’s bakery burned down last night.


                Now his business is toast.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Uncle Ben is dead.

                    There'll be no more Mr Rice Guy.

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                      Another bag of rice for Christmas? Wow, thanks Uncle Ben.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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