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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    My mate wasn't well so they stuck him on one of those ventilators made by the Mercedes F1 Team. He's feeling much better neeeeow.
    My old man ended up on one of the Dyson ventilators. He's picking up nicely now.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      BrilloPad: Having trouble staying inside? Just imagine I'm playing a gig outside.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
        Ah, those were the days...

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          BrilloPad: Having trouble staying inside? Just imagine I'm playing a gig outside.

          why do I think of this?



          hey Brillo try cheddar rather than Roquefort!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Honor Blackman .


            pussy no more
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Good evening, your listening to St Thomas’ hospital radio, and that was “Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe” by The Hollies. Requested by Boris Johnson, in ICU.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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                  Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

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                    In the next general election I'm voting for the Coronavirus.


                    Far more effective opposition than Labour.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Got to feel sorry for the Masons at this time.


                      How on Earth do they recognize each over while they are still developing a funny elbow shake?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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