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    What borders on stupidity?

    Mexico and Canada

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      I think when the next pandemic hits, we should close the hospitals but keep comedy clubs open to find out which is the best medicine once and for all.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Wife: since lockdown, do you think I’ve put on weight?
        Husband: you weren’t exactly skinny beforehand

        Time of death: 11pm
        Cause of death: Covid.


        ...and that is why you shouldn’t believe the government statistics
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          An Eskimo's car breaksdown. The AA man arrives and says, "You may have blown a seal". Eskimo replies, "No, its just frostbite on my lips."
          Last edited by Paddy; 3 June 2020, 14:54.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            Tony Christie visits his local Zoo and sees a sign saying..
            Fat Scaly Insect EaterThis Way.
            After a while he reaches a cage and asks the Zookeeper...Is This The Weighty Armadillo?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              "I'm doing my first skydive tomorrow."
              "Tandem?"
              "No way. It's dangerous enough without a bike."
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I wanted to create a # to show the military are people too, but I just keep getting retweets from Sea World



                #marinelivesmatter
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Tony Christie visits his local Zoo and sees a sign saying..
                  Fat Scaly Insect EaterThis Way.
                  After a while he reaches a cage and asks the Zookeeper...Is This The Weighty Armadillo?
                  Oh...that's so bad...

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                    Had a painter and decorator in at the weekend. He was an ex pilot.

                    Made a lovely job on the landing.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      I read a headline at the weekend about a polygamous cannibal family; two wives eight children.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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