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    E.Coli bacteria has a fatality rate in humans of 8%. So, not only is Covid not as lethal as the Spanish flu, you've more chance of being killed by a Spanish Omelette.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?




      Her: Awww... Yes!!!




      Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Teacher: How much is a gram?




        John: Uhmm, depends on what you need
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.




          Guess he was right.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Boy: The principal is so dumb!


              Girl: Do you know who I am?


              Boy: No...


              Girl: I am the principal's daughter!


              Boy: Do you know who I am?


              Girl: No...


              Boy: Good! *Walks away*
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                NLyUK goes to the cleaners.

                A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners


                The lady says, "Come Again!"


                The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Redhead: "You ever smelled moth balls?"
                  Blonde: "Yes, I think they smell good."
                  Redhead: "Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    for WTFH

                    A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess exactly how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
                      A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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