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    Thanks TLG.



    Come on guys...join in!
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    Theres a place called Angels off Rose Street in Edinburgh.. but erm.. its not a lap dancing establishment... I do however know a 20 year old half Scottish half Norwegian lap dancer who works for a friend of mine during the day. Absolutely stunning. Wouldnt touch her with a barge pole though as I think shes also on the game.

    Massage parlours are tolerated in Edinburgh - dont know why as most girls are easier than even in England....

    Best place to pull some ants-in-their-pants 18 year old student totty is Revolution on the Lothian Road. Allegedly.

    But dont expect to discuss Descartes theories the morning after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcquiggd
    Massage parlours are tolerated in Edinburgh - dont know why as most girls are easier than even in England....
    Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcquiggd

    Best place to pull some ants-in-their-pants 18 year old student totty is Revolution on the Lothian Road. Allegedly.
    cool - any pics?
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
    hey man chill out a bit - you'll burst a blood vessile if your not carful!
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by n5gooner
    hey man chill out a bit - you'll burst a blood vessile if your not carful!
    How tall are you, n5gooner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
    How tall are you, n5gooner?
    6.1 Sir!
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    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

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    Well I finally managed to find a decent dentist who doesnt charge an arm and a leg. Sorted out one of my teeth thats been giving me hell since the weekend. After 3 days of trying to tough it out in the hopes it would clear up on its own I finally buckled in to the other halfs nagging and tried a new dentist.

    Drilled it, sorted the abscess, filled it and sent me on my way for the princely sum of £55. Not bad for private really. And the dental nurse was a nice distraction too, kept my mind off the drilling quite nicely

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    I think for added realism Gunnery Sergeant Hartman should always post in CAPS.

    YOU EYE-BALLING ME BOY!?!?

    etc......
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    Quote Originally Posted by n5gooner
    6.1 Sir!
    SIX FOOT ONE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED tulip THAT HIGH! YOU TRYING TO SQUEEZE AN INCH IN ON ME SOMEWHERE, HUH?
    Last edited by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman; 15th November 2005 at 16:17.

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