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    Morning all

    Haven't had time to read the latest ramblings, but as of yesterday I've started vermin extermination.

    Anyone seen Greenmirror?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Morning all

      Haven't had time to read the latest ramblings, but as of yesterday I've started vermin extermination.

      Anyone seen Greenmirror?
      Just after I visited your wife he was walking in.

      HTH

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Just after I visited your wife he was walking in.

        HTH

        I didn't know she was helping out at the clap clinic again,
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Morning.

          First day of hols so it's raining.

          Grey.

          Dull.

          Misty.

          Ho hum.

          Fecking pollen count seems quite high.

          I wonder what's pollinating at the moment.

          I've got plenty of Agent Orange handy like.
          Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 9 April 2019, 08:37.
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            Morning denizens

            Grey, dry, calm day here

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              Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
              First day of hols so it's raining.
              <- for hols
              <- for rain

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Grey, dry, calm day here
                Enough of the hair report. How is the weather?

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                  Windy and cold here & following a light lunch of a Ginster's Cornish Pasty (Morrisons, reduced) with beans on toast, the afternoon shows some promise of being even more windy.

                  The pasty was surprisingly nice.

                  The toast was brown with sunflower seeds.

                  The beans were Heinz full fat.

                  And the pollen is making my eyes itch despite the antihistamine.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    As I went on holiday last week, and because I have just gone contract to permie, I bought cakes into the office.

                    One is courgette cake. One is wartime cake - entirely vegan, it uses tea instead of eggs.

                    Both are delicious.

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                      I was in (Greek)Cyprus seeing a friend.

                      I wanted to go to Northern Cyprus. So I hired a car.

                      I drove slowly through the border expecting a barrier. There was a couple of huts.

                      Suddenly I was shouted at and had to reverse. I had driven straight through the border.....

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