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    could've been worse.
    4 inch mortars can be a bit unsettling.

    dinner has been s&K pie <pukka>
    the lurgy has returned with a vengeance, so i've had to postpone birthday frolics until i can actually enjoy them.

    pie was nice though.

    time for toddy

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    Ribs and chips for tea

    Just popped out the back. The mystery bicycle is still where I left it

    The local fireworks impresarios seem to be winding down now. Occasional bangs, but no proper fusillades for a while

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    If my mate hadn’t glanced up and spotted it coming down, it would have hit me right on the head. So a big thank you to him for that
    Reminds me of a chap I worked with who looked up on one November 5th and got hit in the eye by one of those helicopter things you could get back in the day.

    Blinded in one eye as a result.

    TV has been BTVS and Angel, now supplemented by Dr Pimple Popper.

    An unfortunate lady with neurofibromatosis.

    Inherited from her father and her brother has it rather worse.

    ^^ Serrated scissors, scalpel, CO2 laser.

    Now we're onto a chap with a big feckoff cyst.

    Bet there's going to be some tulipe coming out of that.

    Just to add to his anxiety his friend went into hospital with tonsillitis and came back out in a box.

    Dr thought it was a lipoma but it's a big feckoff cyst.

    Ooops.

    Pass the kidney dish quick.

    Next it's a chap with a big feck off lipoma on the back of his neck.

    He's being operated on with his two daughters observing.

    Well made I larf.

    Now a lady who used to be a gentleman who wants thread veins removed from her legs.

    Stone me, that was nasty.

    In other news, the house up the road opposite the cemetery is up for sale at £286k.

    I wonder if the murder will make any difference.
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    Onwards with I, Claudius: Queen of Heaven (TV Episode 1976), and Reign of Terror (TV Episode 1976). Honestly, it’s surprising the Romans managed as much as they did given the amount of time and effort the people in charge devoted to plotting against and killing one another

    Goodnight all

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    The natives were restless last night.

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    Morning all

    Cold, a but grey but can just see the sun starting to poke over the Pennines so may be an okay day..

    Soon be the weekend.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post


    The natives were restless last night.
    Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes, Carruthers, old chap.

    Those damned drums, what?

    Morning all

    Grey.

    White sky.

    Damp.

    Dreary.

    Very quiet.

    It's too quiet out there, Sergeant. <thunk>

    The thing that tulips outside the back door shat outside the back door, and, naturally enough, I didn't spot it until too late.

    Ho hum.

    Worse things happen at sea, Mr Christian.

    Splice the mainbrace.

    Avast the topgallants.

    <hiatus>

    And 20 minutes later it's pissing down.

    If this continues there'll be no stagger up to the viewless point today.
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    Morning denizens

    Grey out, and quite a chilly start at 3°C, and 16.8° in here

    No frost on the roofs out the back though.

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    morning


    CBS and KB in sunny sarf herts
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    In with the hoi polloi.

    The flatulent one shared his flatus as he sat down.

    Happily enough, at the other end of the room.

    Have I shared the tragic news that the little thermometer thing I bought from Maplin in 1982 has finally died?

    It lasted a lot longer than the tulipty "NEver Ready" rough service light bulbs ever did, with their mean time to failure of 10 seconds.
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