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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    The useless PM
    there's another kind?

    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Might just have to have a lobotomy first
    i'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal lobotomy.

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      morning
      CBS with wispy bits.
      wednesday.
      meh.

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        Good morning!

        Dull, grey, overcast. Currently 12 degrees, forecast high of 14. Sun unlikely to make an appearance. Low risk of rain. Wind seems up.

        First coffee being drunk.

        First meeting in 20 minutes.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          And barring eek turning up to delete a load of his posts
          You would only reinstate them afterwards...
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post



            Dull, grey, overcast. Currently 12 degrees, forecast high of 14. Sun unlikely to make an appearance. Low risk of rain. Wind seems up.


            So just about as good as you would get in the summer in Glasgow.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              Morning all
              It was clear skies earlier when out on our walk, but it's clouded over now. That hasn't made the humidity drop, though. 18C out
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                All done for the day.

                I'm hoping I didn't scare off the new BA who joined today and is taking on one of my projects Maybe I should have done a better job of turd polishing to at least give them a small sense of hope.

                (S)he will be all excited like a new puppy so wouldn't notice the polishing. Just be honest and hand over some decent documentation and they will realise you wanted to help!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  The useless PM (UK based contractor) organised a call this evening to see how go live was going (the first call he’s had since before go live)
                  He didn’t show up on it. He starts work at noon, UK time “because he’s busy with the US team”, then doesn’t show up at an 8.30pm call because he finishes at 7.30pm.
                  He puts in 10 hours on his timesheet per day, claims to be in meetings, but not with anyone that works for the company.
                  hopefully soon he will be found out. We have just worked our way through 2 PMs that would make Matt Hancock look competent.
                  Last edited by vetran; 16 September 2020, 08:56. Reason: can't even get his name right!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Bonjour mes amis.

                    Fell asleep on the beach, only to wake up amidst a lot of French titties. Could have been worse...
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                      Morning all

                      Dry.

                      Sunny.

                      CBS.

                      Warmisn at 20.6 deg in here.

                      1020 mBar and 71% RH.

                      Wednesday by all accounts.

                      Meh.
                      When the fun stops, STOP.

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