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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The only way that is pleasing is its the number of people who think you can't sing. Out of a survey of 311310.

    Your maths is not so hot, either that or it's your humour that's lost it's edge.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      English interlopers.
      Indeed - I wish they would interlope quicker and get the fook out of my way and preferably without towing a caravan

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Your maths is not so hot, either that or it's your humour that's lost it's edge.
        Are you suggesting I had a sense of humour once?

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          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          Indeed - I wish they would interlope quicker and get the fook out of my way and preferably without towing a caravan

          I travel to LLandudno tonight. My car will then not move until I drive back Monday.

          Mrs BP's car already parked up. It will not move until Tuesday.

          If you are stupid enough to head into North Wales please drop in for a brew.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Are you suggesting I had a sense of humour once?

            Did you lose it in a divorce?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Did you lose it in a divorce?
              No. I never had one.

              Though I have to be careful. Admin only unbanned me(god knows how long until I am banned again) on condition I cheer up. I think a sense of humour is required for that?

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                Going to do the shopping now, as tomorrow the shops will no doubt be infested with permies revelling in their short-lived freedom

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Going to do the shopping now, as tomorrow the shops will no doubt be infested with permies revelling in their short-lived freedom
                  Lidl or Aldi?

                  <ducks from the basket of Waitrose kumquats thrown in my direction>

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I travel to LLandudno tonight. My car will then not move until I drive back Monday.

                    Mrs BP's car already parked up. It will not move until Tuesday.

                    If you are stupid enough to head into North Wales please drop in for a brew.
                    Many thanks for the offer but I will be avoiding the North Wales coast - especially on bank holiday Monday because it will be rammed....

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                      Shopping done, though it was busier than expected. The roads were mainly occupied by members of the Society for the Preservation of Ignorance of the Purpose of the Accelerator, while Sainsbury's car park was the venue for the AGM of the Order of Incompetent Parkers

                      I didn't bother going to M&S as I couldn't think of anything I wanted from there and I would have just ended up buying stuff I didn't need

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