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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Me too! We'll need a minibus, or more likely a double decker
    You'd have to form an orderly queue behind all the Russian tourists. His ashes are interred in Salisbury Cathedral.

    Maggie is currently somewhere in the grounds of The Royal Hospital Chelsea, of Pensioner and Flower Show fame.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Me too! We'll need a minibus, or more likely a double decker
      What a hotbed of political dissent this thread is.
      When the fun stops, STOP.

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        If I knew where Grocer Heath was buried I'd go & piss on his grave.

        I'd do the same for Thatcher.
        Aye! - me an' aw!
        Me too! We'll need a minibus, or more likely a double decker
        Me three. Can I suggest we pack a few catheter bags, just to make sure we can get enough piss (and save stoppages on the way)?

        I'd hate to get to the relevant site and suffer stage fright.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Heath was an idiot. But I love Maggie!

          God this country needs a politician like her again.

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Me three. Can I suggest we pack a few catheter bags, just to make sure we can get enough piss (and save stoppages on the way)?

            I'd hate to get to the relevant site and suffer stage fright.
            catheter bags?? god, you're posh!

            I'll just pish in the empties.

            and i Never get stage fright

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              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              I'll just pish in the empties.
              You probably wouldn't taste the difference.

              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              and i Never get stage fright
              That's not what the guys at the Scotia told me.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                You probably wouldn't taste the difference.



                That's not what the guys at the Scotia told me.
                you? - in the Scotia? - you widnae last five seconds wi' yer southern snob manners.

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                  Lunch included two (2) Morrisons mini pork pies (reduced), poached tomato and scrambled egg (with added hot paprika to spice it up a bit) on Morrisons pumpkin seed brown toast.

                  Followed by 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

                  I see that the BBfeckingC are now pushing the next disaster in Africa, namely the latest ebola outbreak.

                  Time to break out the "Survivors" dvds?

                  it makes a pleasant change from Apollo.

                  And on we go to online porn. <click>
                  Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 17 July 2019, 12:20.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    next disaster in Africa, namely the latest ebola outbreak.
                    Disaster? Hopefully it will wipe out 90% of the human race.

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                      Sausages in finger rolls for lunch

                      Clouding over out there now, but it's already too hot. Hope we get some rain before too long

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