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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Century!

    Well lined up for a double again today
    We're assembling a crack team of drivellers here.

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      Originally posted by covbob View Post
      I'm now being given a precis of the book "Super Worm."

      Sadly the CovKids can only remember the first page...
      Originally posted by covbob View Post
      And now CovKid 1 is trying to convince me that he has a book called "Super Spider." It seems to bear a striking resemblance to "Superworm" with "worm" replaced with "spider" each time.
      Originally posted by covbob View Post
      Not really. I'm being given the first page ad nauseam without anything to follow.
      Originally posted by covbob View Post
      I'm informed that the book goes:

      "One duck, one duck met Super Spider because he was so happy all day."

      Creative stuff.
      Originally posted by covbob View Post
      And Super Spider has 13 tentacles.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        Originally posted by covbob View Post
        We're assembling a crap team of drivellers here.
        FTFY

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          Morning all

          Dry.

          White sky with blue bits.

          Wanly sunny.

          Thursday.

          I didn't put the bins out.
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            In 2020 a crack drivel unit was banned from the forum by The Worst Mod for a crime they didn't commit.
            These chunts promptly escaped from General to Light Relief. Today, still wanted by Admin they survive as posters of fortune. If you have workplace boredom, if no-one else can help and if you can find them... maybe you can hire the TPD team.

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              It's Thursday, which is garden waste day here. Except it's every other Thursday, the same week as black bin Monday. Which means no bins today, as it was green bin on Monday.


              Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....
                Except the NF post stands a chance of being interesting.

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                  Originally posted by covbob View Post
                  Interrupted by someone knocking a glass off the worktop in the kitchen.

                  OK, remember, you're working now.
                  Wife/Husband/Partner: Senior Manager (or "Head of HR" or "Person who signs my timesheets"/"Person who pays my invoices")
                  Child: Co-worker
                  Pet: Assistant

                  We will accept: "Senior management have called a meeting later today to discuss performance", not "my wife thinks I'm doing something wrong"
                  "My co-worker has decided it's no pants Thursday"
                  "My assistant has her head in my lap and is staring up at me with her cute face"
                  etc
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    Morning all

                    Dry.

                    White sky with blue bits.

                    Wanly sunny.

                    Thursday.

                    I didn't put the bins out.
                    Morning DrS

                    Was it bin day today. If not then perhaps it's not a problem.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                      Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....
                      Hell yeah.

                      Bin flowchart required
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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