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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    after my last visit to general I won't be back for a while..
    Yeah, lots of people feel that way sadly

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      It's come over all overcast and ominous. Something tells me the forecast risk of precipitation was wrong...

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        Originally posted by covbob View Post
        How the hell do you get a cow into a fifth-floor apartment?
        Knock on her 6th floor apartment door and ask for some milk, then use your charm, some grass and an elevator.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          Jerry Springer didn't rescue the cow though?

          would make a good episode - the cow fertilising his shoes!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Ain't no down genes in a cow.

            Freecell score: 92%, running average 83% (83.27%).

            Lunch: scrambled egg & poached tomato on Morrisons multiseed toast (extra thick crust), ham & mustard sandwich on same, red corner yog, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.

            I should be sorting out the windscreen wipers on the Strangelove Pater's car, but oddly enough I can't be arsed.

            Which is very probably a mistake.

            I think the unwarranted heat earlier in the year boiled the grease out of a bearing.



            Cow @ 09:05.

            More cow @ 20:00.

            End of cow @ 25:00
            Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 6 July 2020, 11:11.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              Links are up

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                This is a hot cow!

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                  Very unhealthy lunch of a packet of Walkers MAX STRONG Fiery Peri-Peri crisps and a yoghurt.

                  Breakfast was a croissant.

                  Need to think about a proper dinner, that includes those vegetable things.

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                    Exercise bicycling done, green ring closed

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                      Lunch was a bacon butty wiv lots of HP sauce.
                      and earl grey tea.
                      gone all grey here now.
                      meh.

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