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    Anyone got any decent jokes? Haven't heard any for a long time...
    We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
    - Douglas Adams

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    http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...okes-here.html

    HTH
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Thanks!

      I never look in LR
      We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
      - Douglas Adams

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        #4
        Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
        Thanks!

        I never look in LR
        It's a goldmine of filth and nonsense
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
          Thanks!

          I never look in LR
          PorkPie
          Should try harder <----------

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            #6
            Man goes to his doctor late one night, and says "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth"

            Doctor says, "well that may be, but why did you call so late?"

            Man replies, "Well, I was passing by and I saw your light was on"

            Boom boom!

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              #7
              Man goes to Doctor for some test results.

              Doctor says, "well I'm very sorry but I've got some bad news and some worse news for you. The bad news is you have cancer, and the worse news is, you have Alzheimers"

              Man replies, "Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have cancer..."

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