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Spanking your monkey on the train

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    Spanking your monkey on the train

    No, best not.

    #2
    Hi new sockie.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Hi new sockie.

      I'm not a sockie, I'm a free man. Be seeing you.

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        #4
        An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I remember a chap who worked at one of my previous employers exposed himself to a lady & her daughter on a train.
          There was an odd chap at a place I used to work that was fired because he'd watch internet porn all day whilst playing with himself at his desk. Shame he didn't work at the IMF, he probably would've been given a promotion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.
            What's an old-fashioned blowjob?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              An ex gave me a blowjob on a train once. It was an old fashioned one and we were sat in a compartment, but I had to put my coat over her head when the ticket inspector came round.
              That's totally immoral.

              She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!

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                #8
                Originally posted by landl View Post
                That's totally immoral.

                She should have bought a ticket like the rest of us!
                We both had tickets.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  To quote Jay & Silent Bob "In a world gone mad, you don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks you"
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #10
                    Light Relief is an appropriate home for this.

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