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    She is buried under my patio - next to andyw.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      She is buried under my patio - next to andyw.

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        (ed: sung to "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful")
        Why are we waiting,
        Could be mas***bating,
        Oh, why are we waiting,
        So f**k-ing long.
        Why are we waiting,
        Could be fornicating,
        Oh, why are we waiting?
        Oh, why are we waiting?
        Oh, why are we waiting,
        So f**king long!
        (repeat until janie arrrives)

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          You come back in my life
          Singing the same old tune
          You can say what you like
          But I'm not listening to you
          You can't hurry my post
          Or change my mind
          I'll decide in my own sweet time

          Janey

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            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              Knock, knock, knock

              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Knock, knock
                Who's there?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Who's there?
                  Doctor!!!

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                    Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
                    Doctor!!!
                    Doctor Watson?

                    Hang on! Thats not right is it?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Speaking of which, I managed to record the last 10 mins of that Septic Holmes thing last night, which annoyed me a tad.

                      Never mind, it's on again tonight at 8pm on Living.
                      Lucky its on at 8pm - well before you go out clubbing.

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