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31 March 2020, 13:46

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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31 March 2020, 16:30

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31 March 2020, 17:27

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How does he get the washing machine door open?
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31 March 2020, 17:55

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How does he get the washing machine door open?

they don't call him "clever d1ck" for nothing!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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1 April 2020, 13:08

The Chunt of Chunts.
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