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12th January 2021, 16:15

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Banks pulling the plug on Trump in General

That is nice of them. Perhaps they can stop laundering money for Mexican cartels.

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9th January 2021, 20:54

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Boris Johnson could abandon use of prime ministerial Jaguar for German-made car in General

80s style aftermarket sunroof. One that leaks.

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9th January 2021, 20:18

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Boris Johnson could abandon use of prime ministerial Jaguar for German-made car in General

If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.

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9th January 2021, 18:41

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Boris Johnson could abandon use of prime ministerial Jaguar for German-made car in General

Another fine Tata Motors car.

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9th January 2021, 16:27

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Boris Johnson could abandon use of prime ministerial Jaguar for German-made car in General

He should replace his Jaguar with a Tata Motors Limited car. Something like an F-Pace would complete nicely with with Rishi's family on home ground....

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6th January 2021, 16:40

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Lockdown in General

My friend died during the night in ICU. Please take care CUKkers.

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6th January 2021, 14:02

clearedforlanding replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief

:wave: Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis | Denmark | The Guardian

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6th January 2021, 13:50

clearedforlanding replied to a thread LinkedIn Job Titles - when your line of work is known by more than one .. in Business / Contracts

Consultant.

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6th January 2021, 13:47

clearedforlanding replied to a thread What age do you plan to semi-retire? in Business / Contracts

I ditched the kids. No true contractor would use a cheap butler.

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6th January 2021, 13:04

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Contract Opportunities in Business / Contracts

Programme Manager Location: London or Sheffield (remote initially) Start Date: ASAP Duration: 9 Months

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6th January 2021, 12:57

clearedforlanding replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief

Oh, that is for General. Trying to lift the mood. I only feel safe showing my true feelings here. ...

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6th January 2021, 12:54

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Entire family with 40° fewer in General

Silly, with the current state of the market, people can only afford the 37° stuff.

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6th January 2021, 12:50

clearedforlanding replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief

**** Hermes. That is all. :mad:

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6th January 2021, 12:36

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Conspiracy Theorists are idiots in General

I know man, started in the 80s playing Ozzy records backwards. :music:

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6th January 2021, 12:32

clearedforlanding started a thread It could be you! in General

Covid care may be chosen by 'lottery' if NHS hits breaking point | Metro News :banana::banana::banana::banana:

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6th January 2021, 12:30

clearedforlanding started a thread More clapping for carers! in General

Clap for Carers to return for third lockdown to applaud 'every hero' | Metro News :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

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6th January 2021, 11:46

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Entire family with +38°C fever in General

Awesome!

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6th January 2021, 11:41

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Conspiracy Theorists are idiots in General

So what are you doing on here then? :confused::confused:

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6th January 2021, 09:15

clearedforlanding replied to a thread GOP loses control of Senate in General

A black man winning in Georgia is the icing on the cake with this election. :banana:Warnock :banana:

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6th January 2021, 08:59

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Record Breaking in General

He will get the Job. He is disconnected from reality. The decline will continue.

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5th January 2021, 13:54

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Any thoughts on doing something for chariddy? in General

I will donate to pretty much anything. I have one rule: The management costs do not exceed 15%. This means that I do not donate to any major...

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5th January 2021, 13:45

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Lockdown in General

OK. My best friend, an NHS doctor, has been in hospital since the 2nd of December. On the 10th he was admitted to intensive care. On the 24th he...

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5th January 2021, 13:37

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Lockdown in General

Careful. @vwdan will be along to argue with you about airbags.

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5th January 2021, 12:42

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Riots in the streets, no food in the shops in Brexit

Where is it? Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the M20 Motorway - Traffic Cameras UK J11A is empty. Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the M2...

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4th January 2021, 14:11

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Happy covid new year! in General

My mother told me I was so it must be true. Happy New Year, Cretin. :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

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4th January 2021, 14:09

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Tier 5 in General

It does appear that women are better at running countries.

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4th January 2021, 13:44

clearedforlanding replied to a thread So the message is to go to primary school tomorrow unless you’ve been told otherwise? in General

You know we have all stalked you LinkedIn profile. :tongue

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4th January 2021, 09:06

clearedforlanding replied to a thread So the message is to go to primary school tomorrow unless you’ve been told otherwise? in General

Get your skateboard and put your cap on backwards, it'll be fine.

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4th January 2021, 08:57

clearedforlanding replied to a thread Happy covid new year! in General

Before I respond in kind to PC - is he on our hated list along with Scoots, Dimprawn & MF or is it OK to be nice to him?

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4th January 2021, 08:51

clearedforlanding started a thread So the message is to go to primary school tomorrow unless you’ve been told otherwise? in General

Not sure how this affects me as a man in his late forties, but does anyone know how to determine what the rules are in one's vicinity? (Thanks...

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