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Today, 12:14

Mordac replied to a thread Simon Dolan's Twatter feed in General

Is that just for Monaco?

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Today, 12:13

Mordac replied to a thread White Squirrels of Sussex in General

So there's a blonde one out there - that should excite our resident squirrel-botherer :wink

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Today, 00:16

Mordac replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

The EU may be many things, but they're not stupid, and they definitely don't do charity.

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Yesterday, 18:31

Mordac replied to a thread Government acting sneakily in General

Pubs etc will be among the last places to reopen. If that is July (and that's a big if) it will be 'outdoor service only' for the foreseeable. :frown

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23rd January 2021, 23:52

Mordac replied to a thread London House Prices Surpass 500,000 Pounds for the First Time in General

At least period properties are unlikely to be clad in something which should never have been legal and which could potentially cost you six figures...

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23rd January 2021, 23:28

Mordac replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

Of course the EU is a country - although they dare not admit it yet, in case 400 million people don't like the idea of permanently having an...

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23rd January 2021, 17:54

Mordac replied to a thread Brexit II in Brexit

:rollin: That is such bollocks but thanks for the laugh.

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22nd January 2021, 17:58

Mordac replied to a thread Infected Laptops Given To Kids in General

I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want it.

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22nd January 2021, 15:55

Mordac replied to a thread Infected Laptops Given To Kids in General

I thought local authorities were doing their own thing. Mine is - I thought about offering my services, but it would be unpaid and I would have to...

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22nd January 2021, 08:51

Mordac replied to a thread Wrong type of drug... in General

Yeah, right...:laugh

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22nd January 2021, 07:27

Mordac replied to a thread Infected Laptops Given To Kids in General

I bet Crapita are involved somehow. :bang:

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21st January 2021, 22:57

Mordac replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

They don't need to be 'happy with it' they just need to be convinced that the alternative is worse. This is how the EU is going to operate going...

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21st January 2021, 18:55

Mordac replied to a thread Woke playing cards in General

You won't get banned for that. You probably won't be allowed to watch CBeebies for a day or two though...

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21st January 2021, 18:50

Mordac replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

You're missing the point here. The EU thinks of itself as a nation state (it is in all but name in fact) and by having a diplomatic relationship with...

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21st January 2021, 16:15

Mordac replied to a thread Knobs off in General

Knob darts. :eek: Only in Dorset...

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21st January 2021, 16:11

Mordac replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

What about them? I don't think you're comparing 'like with like' here.

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21st January 2021, 11:52

Mordac replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

An admission that the EU is actually a nation state in-waiting? As long as the individual member states (such as they are still states) don't,...

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21st January 2021, 11:10

Mordac replied to a thread AstraZeneca Factory Risk of flooding in General

It's in Wales, what on earth did they expect? :ohwell

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21st January 2021, 11:08

Mordac replied to a thread You must be vaccinated for travel in General

On the plus side they are unlikely to have screaming young kids with them...

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20th January 2021, 20:04

Mordac replied to a thread The Complete List of Trump’s Twitter Insults 2015 - 2021 in General

You're not wrong. He doesn't like criticism, does he...:wave:

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20th January 2021, 19:50

Mordac replied to a thread oops - divorce by DNA test? in General

Alas not something you're ever likely to be troubled with...:wink

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20th January 2021, 19:18

Mordac replied to a thread Gibraltar Brexit row erupts: Spain told to ‘recover sovereignty’ from UK in crunch ta in Brexit

They'd have to renegotiate the Treaty Of Utrecht*. Perhaps we could swap it for Mallorca, which might as well be a British colony. *Look it up....

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20th January 2021, 19:12

Mordac replied to a thread London House Prices Surpass 500,000 Pounds for the First Time in General

I read somewhere a while back that Chinese investors were willing to pay a decent premium for a property that had never been lived in. Keeping it...

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20th January 2021, 19:02

Mordac replied to a thread oops - divorce by DNA test? in General

I wonder how many lawyers have been in touch to advise her of her legal rights to his assets. :eyes

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20th January 2021, 18:59

Mordac replied to a thread Woke playing cards in General

Exactly. It's said there's no such thing as bad publicity (unless you're currently working in the marketing dept of the Trump Organisation) :wink

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20th January 2021, 18:53

Mordac replied to a thread oops - divorce by DNA test? in General

The operative word in that sentence: 'was'... :eek

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19th January 2021, 23:20

Mordac replied to a thread get your priorities right :-) in General

Peasant! It's the other way around. Sausages - Brown sauce (a little mustard is acceptable) Bacon - Tomato ketchup The End.

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18th January 2021, 14:59

Mordac replied to a thread Eurostar on brink of collapse in Brexit

You'd think they would be, given that they own a substantial stake in Eurostar.

9 replies | 231 view(s)

18th January 2021, 11:42

Mordac replied to a thread Barnier orders UK to obey EU rules in Brexit

The UK is a civilised country; apologies for the inconvenience, and do feel free to feck off to somewhere that isn't.

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18th January 2021, 11:22

Mordac replied to a thread Barnier orders UK to obey EU rules in Brexit

Certainly not now. He's gone off to 'serve France' - some would argue he's been doing that for years.

25 replies | 462 view(s)

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