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    16th September 2020, 14:59
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Women's clothing sizes in General
    Old Harrovian But I believe Harrow School does take girls these days, so we can't jump to any hasty conclusions! :rolleyes:
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    16th September 2020, 12:28
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Interesting mask... in General
    That guy is crazy. A python has a reflex to tighten its grip if it senses a heartbeat, such as in neck arteries, and can't stop even if it wanted to....
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    14th September 2020, 19:12
    OwlHoot replied to a thread we lost anyone? in General
    AtW suddenly stopped posting several days ago, come to think of it, about the time this guy was probably kidnapped! :eek:
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    11th September 2020, 15:06
    Nooo! He mustn't risk it! :eek: I nearly bought an open-plan flat the size of a tennis court in Brighton, but the twat selling it pulled out...
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    10th September 2020, 14:26
    Those objectives being to maintain the UK as a client state, subject to all EU laws and with no say in them. No thanks! :mad
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    9th September 2020, 14:59
    FFS are you really quibbling over £5 ?! No wonder the country is in such a mess when so many people are such penny-pinching misers!
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    9th September 2020, 14:56
    :spel FOOG
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    9th September 2020, 14:53
    It's also a crazy crime if you have any assets you care about, such as a house, because if you hit someone while driving and put them in a wheel...
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    8th September 2020, 18:56
    OwlHoot replied to a thread V3 anyone? in General
    The Israelis had previously asked him nicely to back off from helping Saddam, but the guy was too, er, Bull headed to stop. .. :eyes
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    7th September 2020, 14:59
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Stop that narrow boat! in General
    I know - I was joking! :laugh
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    7th September 2020, 13:20
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Stop that narrow boat! in General
    Highlights? They should show the whole thing. There's nothing as exciting as a police chase! :D
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    7th September 2020, 11:48
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Stop that narrow boat! in General
    Rag and bone man's cart? Milk float? They'd better hurry though, because I recently read there are now only a couple of thousand Dairy Crest milk...
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    6th September 2020, 16:46
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Losers and suckers in General
    The words "loser" and "sucker" needn't disparage someone's ability. It can be applied to some poor sod who is in the wrong place at the wrong time. ...
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    6th September 2020, 08:15
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Trump Supporters Are Dumb in General
    This trump supporter can at least post a correct link! 2020-09-06 Lake Travis: Several boats sink at pro-Trump parade in Texas
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    4th September 2020, 08:10
    OwlHoot replied to a thread 24% corporation tax in General
    2020-09-04 After 3,160 days... HS2 digging finally starts: Boris Johnson hails controversial rail link as engine for jobs growth as construction...
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    4th September 2020, 00:22
    The CV suggestions are helpful, but I (among, I dare say, others) am more interested in hearing impressions about the current IT contract market. ...
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    3rd September 2020, 20:53
    Yes, he thinks that in the unlikely event of Brexit ever becoming a possibility, Remaining would be best.
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    3rd September 2020, 20:49
    Been on the bench for over a month now, for the first time in over 20 years. I have enough to get by for now, but am applying on and off for...
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    3rd September 2020, 11:22
    OwlHoot replied to a thread another innocous thread in General
    FOOG! (May as well get that in early :D )
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    3rd September 2020, 09:31
    OwlHoot replied to a thread 24% corporation tax in General
    True of course, but then neither yet is all the extra tax revenue being discussed.
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    2nd September 2020, 23:47
    OwlHoot replied to a thread 24% corporation tax in General
    Yep, and cancel the insanely outdated HS2 project. That will add £100 billion to the pot immediately (actually, probably double or more of that by...
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    2nd September 2020, 20:55
    OwlHoot replied to a thread New rules from my dentist in General
    Old Greg is subtly sabotaging this thread because he has a wobbly tooth, and he's long overdue for a checkup, but is terrified of dentists! :laugh
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    1st September 2020, 17:22
    OwlHoot replied to a thread 24% corporation tax in General
    India's looks the most efficient - Can't we copy the Indian Health Service? :rolleyes:
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    1st September 2020, 17:19
    OwlHoot replied to a thread New rules from my dentist in General
    For comparison, here is the Apollo launch and lunar insertion checklist It is a bit longer, but not much! :laugh
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    1st September 2020, 09:00
    OwlHoot replied to a thread Morning all in General
    Morning Grice, er, all! :wave:
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    1st September 2020, 08:59
    OwlHoot replied to a thread 24% corporation tax in General
    What a wonderful idea - You'd see more sudden miracle cures than Jesus made by the Lake of Galilee, as all the hypochondriacs hobbling into...
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    31st August 2020, 22:28
    Do you mean as convinced as Cameron was as smugly convinced he would walk the Brexit referendum and never have to worry about Brexit again? Ot...
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    31st August 2020, 22:21
    OwlHoot replied to a thread A clever PR stunt...not in General
    That was crabs, but I did manage to bag loads of large mackerels and a record-breaking tuna which I sold for £100,000!
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    31st August 2020, 18:05
    OwlHoot replied to a thread A clever PR stunt...not in General
    I did a quick Google, and it seems there are two or three basic fishing rod designs, and with one (for game fishing?) holding it upside down makes it...
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    31st August 2020, 17:57
    The smug metropolitan elite are just as stupid but in different ways, not the least of which is being so arrogantly convinced of their rectitude and...
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