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Today, 13:38

Uncle Albert replied to a thread get your priorities right :-) in General

You put mustard on your bacon? That is just bizarre! For the record, sausages get ketchup and mustard. Bacon get's nothing as any sauce would...

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Today, 13:19

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Cheshire Cheese DOOM in Brexit

On the plus side, we'll have lots of cheese to eat with all the fish we can't export. I wonder what melted cheese on a kipper tastes like?

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Yesterday, 13:56

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Monday Links from the Lockdown vol. DLXXVII in General

"Never Been Seen" could become quite addictive. I was shown this: :eek Ointment introducer, uterine(?), steel, 19th century

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15th January 2021, 20:12

Uncle Albert replied to a thread When will lockdown restrictions be lifted? in General

We have always been in lockdown until one day when we have never been. As probably written in: THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF OLIGARCHICAL...

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15th January 2021, 14:35

Uncle Albert replied to a thread The UK World Leading Education in General

There's a lot of money in it for the top players/teams. Johan '''N0tail''' Sundstein: Inside the world'''s richest e-sports player'''s mansion -...

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11th January 2021, 11:07

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Twitter bans President Trump permanently in General

Ooops... All Parler user data is being downloaded as we speak! : ParlerWatch

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8th January 2021, 20:18

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Good news in General

I'll snicker-snack it if it tries any whiffling.

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8th January 2021, 20:07

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Good news in General

:tantrum::tantrum::tantrum: This is terrible news. The more people refuse the jab, the sooner I get it. The last thing I want is more people...

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8th January 2021, 14:48

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Trump declares himself Emperor - his supporters storm the Capitol! in General

If this is true then it's brilliant. ...

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8th January 2021, 12:49

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Identical twins not so identical in General

They can self identify as whatever they like these days.

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7th January 2021, 16:33

Uncle Albert replied to a thread John Dillermand is NSFW in General

Hmm... I suppose it could come in handy if you ever needed to drive two cars at the same time.

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5th January 2021, 18:09

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Entire family with +38°C fever in General

Hope you feel better soon. Has there been a recent CUK Mod party? You could all go down with Covid and the place will become as lawless as that...

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5th January 2021, 17:09

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Brexit good news thread in Brexit

But the UK has projects like Crossrail - £4bn over budget and over four years late. Four years of extra employment, the Swiss missed a trick....

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5th January 2021, 16:47

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Great news in General

Yay, we can defend our fish.

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1st January 2021, 19:17

Uncle Albert replied to a thread So, what's actually changed? in Brexit

That was kind of my point. EU nationals can just stroll across the border while the British will have to queue for passport control.

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1st January 2021, 17:47

Uncle Albert replied to a thread So, what's actually changed? in Brexit

Stop whinging. You can now: 1) Go fishing without having to ask permission from an Italian. 2) Go through passport control without mixing...

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23rd December 2020, 11:25

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Plans for 30-minute Covid testing in England halted amid accuracy fears in General

Time for a Kentish remake of Smokey and the Bandit.

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21st December 2020, 17:38

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Spam spam spam in General

Good. Another few years and we might be rid of the scourge of religion all together.

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21st December 2020, 17:24

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Tier 5 in General

Numbered tiers are so November. I think we need to move to letters, like we used to do for A levels. A* being the highest lockdown level and U for...

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21st December 2020, 10:54

Uncle Albert replied to a poll New variant just after immunisations start : co-incidence or not? in General

Meh, it's easy when you have the right kind of snow. If they had to deal with 2mm of our treacherous British snow they'd be scuppered.

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