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26th January 2021, 12:11

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Nuttina - planned parenthood! in General

Hedgehogs are doomed. Look who's leading the UK effort to save them: Chris Grayling leads MPs''' charge to save hedgehogs - BBC News

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22nd January 2021, 12:33

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Joe Biden - holding post in General

Not technically a bust but... just a little something to brighten up the office.

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21st January 2021, 17:38

Uncle Albert replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

Don't attempt to use logic with Brexit. It's as futile as trying to get Mat Hancock to answer a yes/no question.

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21st January 2021, 17:21

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Wrong type of drug... in General

I wonder what happened to the rest? :cool2:

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21st January 2021, 14:34

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Add your brexit jokes here in Brexit

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20th January 2021, 16:46

Uncle Albert replied to a thread The Complete List of Trump’s Twitter Insults 2015 - 2021 in General

Hmm, it's not paywalled for me. It just takes a while to load as there are a lot.

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20th January 2021, 14:50

Uncle Albert replied to a thread The Complete List of Trump’s Twitter Insults 2015 - 2021 in General

There isn't one which just shows how corrupt they are.

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20th January 2021, 14:40

Uncle Albert started a thread The Complete List of Trump’s Twitter Insults 2015 - 2021 in General

Some bedtime reading for you. The Complete List of Trump’s Twitter Insults (2015-2021) - The New York Times

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20th January 2021, 10:27

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Jelly and gravy Brexit doom in Brexit

Yes, but there is a granule of truth to it.

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20th January 2021, 09:53

Uncle Albert started a thread Jelly and gravy Brexit doom in Brexit

Well, for Northern Ireland at least. Brexit: Edwin Poots issues jelly and gravy shortage warning - BBC News

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19th January 2021, 13:38

Uncle Albert replied to a thread get your priorities right :-) in General

You put mustard on your bacon? That is just bizarre! For the record, sausages get ketchup and mustard. Bacon get's nothing as any sauce would...

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19th January 2021, 13:19

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Cheshire Cheese DOOM in Brexit

On the plus side, we'll have lots of cheese to eat with all the fish we can't export. I wonder what melted cheese on a kipper tastes like?

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18th January 2021, 13:56

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Monday Links from the Lockdown vol. DLXXVII in General

"Never Been Seen" could become quite addictive. I was shown this: :eek Ointment introducer, uterine(?), steel, 19th century

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15th January 2021, 20:12

Uncle Albert replied to a thread When will lockdown restrictions be lifted? in General

We have always been in lockdown until one day when we have never been. As probably written in: THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF OLIGARCHICAL...

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15th January 2021, 14:35

Uncle Albert replied to a thread The UK World Leading Education in General

There's a lot of money in it for the top players/teams. Johan '''N0tail''' Sundstein: Inside the world'''s richest e-sports player'''s mansion -...

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11th January 2021, 11:07

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Twitter bans President Trump permanently in General

Ooops... All Parler user data is being downloaded as we speak! : ParlerWatch

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8th January 2021, 20:18

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Good news in General

I'll snicker-snack it if it tries any whiffling.

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8th January 2021, 20:07

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Good news in General

:tantrum::tantrum::tantrum: This is terrible news. The more people refuse the jab, the sooner I get it. The last thing I want is more people...

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8th January 2021, 14:48

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Trump declares himself Emperor - his supporters storm the Capitol! in General

If this is true then it's brilliant. ...

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8th January 2021, 12:49

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Identical twins not so identical in General

They can self identify as whatever they like these days.

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7th January 2021, 16:33

Uncle Albert replied to a thread John Dillermand is NSFW in General

Hmm... I suppose it could come in handy if you ever needed to drive two cars at the same time.

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5th January 2021, 18:09

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Entire family with +38°C fever in General

Hope you feel better soon. Has there been a recent CUK Mod party? You could all go down with Covid and the place will become as lawless as that...

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5th January 2021, 17:09

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Brexit good news thread in Brexit

But the UK has projects like Crossrail - £4bn over budget and over four years late. Four years of extra employment, the Swiss missed a trick....

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5th January 2021, 16:47

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Great news in General

Yay, we can defend our fish.

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1st January 2021, 19:17

Uncle Albert replied to a thread So, what's actually changed? in Brexit

That was kind of my point. EU nationals can just stroll across the border while the British will have to queue for passport control.

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1st January 2021, 17:47

Uncle Albert replied to a thread So, what's actually changed? in Brexit

Stop whinging. You can now: 1) Go fishing without having to ask permission from an Italian. 2) Go through passport control without mixing...

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