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Uncle Albert replied to a thread Blackcurrants in General

They have been banned as we align ourselves with the stringent US food regulations. Why Are Black Currants Banned in the USA – Healthy Blog

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6th December 2019, 20:14

Uncle Albert replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Control, shift and enter should sort it.

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6th December 2019, 19:59

Uncle Albert replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

All you need to do is touch and swipe.

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5th December 2019, 11:37

Uncle Albert replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

I'm sure I specified Agile.

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5th December 2019, 11:17

Uncle Albert replied to a thread The cover up of crimes after the Spanish Civil War in General

What was the program called? I'd like to watch it.

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5th December 2019, 11:05

Uncle Albert replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

It won't work unless you stick the dongle in.

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2nd December 2019, 08:46

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Tories I would love to see lose the upcoming elections seats in General

You forgot one. How much money has Chris Grayling wasted?

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1st December 2019, 17:21

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Really bad news’ in General

At times like this I like to roll out this picture from a few years back. They even misspelled the name of their own restaurant! Just to...

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1st December 2019, 17:10

Uncle Albert replied to a thread The Christmas tree thread in General

The tree doesn't go up before my birthday. That's the law at the Albertville estate and as my birthday isn't for more than two weeks, we are a...

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28th November 2019, 17:30

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Songs for your funeral in General

Thinking about it, the Ramones are a good source of funeral music. Just from Rocket to Russia you can have "I wanna be well", "I Don't care" and as...

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28th November 2019, 11:29

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Songs for your funeral in General

4'33" by John Cage

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20th November 2019, 12:22

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Boris had yet another affair including a child in General

A vacuous blonde bimbo. And she doesn't look too bright either.

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15th November 2019, 13:35

Uncle Albert replied to a thread Who’s in charge? in General

I am

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