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Today, 14:09

vetran replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief

Probably best its not nice driving in the snow, its the other idiots!

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Yesterday, 20:02

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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Yesterday, 19:23

vetran replied to a thread Infected Laptops Given To Kids in General

Sorry not being clear, the check is not usable for many purposes. So if you have one for working with children the same check cannot be used for...

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Yesterday, 18:47

vetran replied to a thread Infected Laptops Given To Kids in General

The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the auto renew is tedious etc.

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Yesterday, 18:36

vetran replied to a thread Infected Laptops Given To Kids in General

who doesn't?

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Yesterday, 18:32

vetran replied to a thread Word associations in General

Handbag

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Yesterday, 18:14

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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Yesterday, 18:10

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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Yesterday, 18:07

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

Billy Joel was asked in an interview if he had sampled the lobster from the Seafood Restaurant near his home. He replied..."I haven't been there for...

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Yesterday, 18:06

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

I always said that if I ever won on the lottery that I would share it with you all on here. So I'd just like to share that I've won on the...

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Yesterday, 18:04

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

Me : Can I borrow the new book about Cockney swearwords? Librarian : You can't. Me : Yeah, that's the one.

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Yesterday, 17:43

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

I passed the river the other day and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. He then asked if I liked his net. Then asked if I was impressed by the...

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Yesterday, 17:40

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

Lockdown 3 is starting to affect me. I have just re-installed Windows XP, just to remind myself what the outdoors look like. The green grass, the...

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Yesterday, 17:34

vetran replied to a thread Word associations in General

Out

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Yesterday, 17:33

vetran replied to a thread Vetran! There is still hope for you! in General

Your big bother has a large todger then?

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Yesterday, 17:28

vetran replied to a thread Word associations in General

Strife

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22nd January 2021, 23:04

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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22nd January 2021, 23:02

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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22nd January 2021, 23:01

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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22nd January 2021, 22:58

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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22nd January 2021, 22:47

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

The Chav's Lord's Prayer Our Father, who art in prison, even mum knows not His name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is...

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22nd January 2021, 20:25

vetran replied to a thread How could the recent increase in homeworking affect the economy? in General

Mrs V is home all the time anyway with little kids, give her half a chance I would have to wear speedos to keep cool.

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22nd January 2021, 20:22

vetran started a thread Oh praise be to Brexit! in Brexit

I had to pop out and pick up some essential supplies so I wandered down the high street past 3 supermarkets stuffed with Fruit & Veg, two greengrocer...

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22nd January 2021, 20:13

vetran replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

its what Nuttina is used to, behave or get the duct tape!

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22nd January 2021, 20:13

vetran replied to a thread BoJo refuses to give full diplomatic status to EU ambassador in Brexit

Oh its so confusing isn't it? The UK is a country and the EU isn't. By the way they haven't refused to recognise an EU ambassador, just not to...

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