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Yesterday, 21:58

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

Large crystal ball for sale. Only £50, but you will haggle me down and buy it for £35.

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Yesterday, 21:57

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

"I hear you split up with your wife.""I did. Would you stay with someone who sat about in their bra and pants all day, drinking Gin and watching...

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Yesterday, 21:56

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

I think I had a really good time last night. I'll let you know after I finish reading the police report.

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Yesterday, 21:54

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

Just bought a load of old railway buffers on eBay for a bargain price. It was an end of line sale.

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Yesterday, 21:53

vetran replied to a thread Please put more jokes here in Light Relief

I was walking out of the hospital when this scruffy looking scrote asked "any change, pal" No, He's still in intensive care, I replied.

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Yesterday, 21:51

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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Yesterday, 21:50

vetran replied to a thread The Funny Picture Thread (Try and keep it PG13) in Light Relief

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Yesterday, 21:40

vetran replied to a thread CFL goes lorry spotting at Dover in Brexit

NLyUK is doing a two for one offer at Ashford?

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Yesterday, 21:38

vetran replied to a thread Covid: Ministers 'actively working on' quarantine hotels in General

Hey if they can get it working on just a Tuesday it will be one of the most effective government initiatives ever.

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Yesterday, 21:35

vetran replied to a thread How could the recent increase in homeworking affect the economy? in General

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Yesterday, 17:39

vetran replied to a thread 2020 - The Orifice Collection in General

You need to watch more German porn? (told theirs is a bit out there).

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Yesterday, 17:37

vetran replied to a thread How could the recent increase in homeworking affect the economy? in General

Generally its about control. I worked from home a lot over the last decade. Some of my bosses were OK with it, others thought I should be in the...

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Yesterday, 17:34

vetran replied to a thread How could the recent increase in homeworking affect the economy? in General

Entirely possible that is a problem the government need to handle.

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Yesterday, 16:50

vetran replied to a thread How could the recent increase in homeworking affect the economy? in General

Companies are already talking about closing offices and consolidating with fewer staff in day by day. It may finally allow us to move most of our...

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Yesterday, 15:54

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Well actually encouraging people to come over to learn technical English meant plenty of technical jobs went to Eastern Europe, ditto India. Germany...

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Yesterday, 15:31

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Agree completely with that.

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Yesterday, 15:30

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

This has happened in every European and first world country I worked with. I used to work for worldwide IT not just the UK. Factories & warehouses...

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Yesterday, 15:19

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Still is when the goods come from manufacturing in "best cost countries". In my experience many of the factories in the EU are being closed or...

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Yesterday, 15:06

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Was happening down south as well. Not many people want to work in a warehouse for 10 hours at minimum wage when there are benefits to be had. Either...

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Yesterday, 14:57

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Be true Ireland is set to have an unprecedented commercial boost.

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Yesterday, 14:56

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Hmm do the EU not suffer the same problem or is the deal not symmetrical? Are you saying that they don't need a warehouse in the UK anymore or is...

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Yesterday, 12:47

vetran replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief

Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side! have this picture of Madam Xoxxy with a crystal ball.

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Yesterday, 12:39

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

So leaving the EU has just made it like exporting to other countries then? One hopes you account for sales tax in the US.

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Yesterday, 12:22

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

You exporting to Ireland or moving your enterprise to there to avoid tax like so many large American countries? Do you need to register to export...

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Yesterday, 12:17

vetran replied to a thread Mastercard to increase fees for UK purchases from EU in Brexit

Their lunch is rapidly disappearing. Apple Pay participating banks in Europe and the Middle East – Apple Support Banks and partners – Google...

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Yesterday, 12:09

vetran replied to a thread Polling guru Curtice warns Sturgeon on course to tear UK apart with SNP independence in General

Totally agree we regained our sovereignty, discovered our fish stocks are near extinction thanks to overfishing, how the EU behaves when you dare to...

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Yesterday, 11:47

vetran replied to a thread Brexit II in Brexit

Not sure the ladies will want it after they learn where MF kept it warm.

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Yesterday, 11:44

vetran replied to a thread 'F****** Brexit' EU firms losing out to UK rivals due to red tape - Man Utd WAG caugh in Brexit

Lovely nice to see the milk of human kindness has curdled.

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