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Today, 16:35

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Is this on the critical path?

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Today, 16:22

Whorty replied to a thread UK not considered for Tesla factory because of Brexit in Brexit

You have a wife? Which catalogue did you order her from?

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Today, 12:05

Whorty replied to a thread Where's Moggy? in General

You're right. I need to take a leaf out of your book and I'd be a much more content person :igmc: I guess it must gall you that some of us never...

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Today, 12:03

Whorty replied to a thread Where's Moggy? in General

No one here is arguing with you there :smokin

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Today, 10:35

Whorty replied to a thread Where's Moggy? in General

Missed that story ... having lived and worked in London most of my life, it's a bit meh though. Ken is a dick, but I don't think this makes him any...

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Today, 10:04

Whorty replied to a thread Where's Moggy? in General

I wasn't aware that I was feeling bad before this, but thanks for pointing it out. Phew, what would we do without your wit and intellect?

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Today, 10:01

Whorty replied to a thread Where's Moggy? in General

:puke:

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Yesterday, 21:17

Whorty started a thread Dianne Abbot ...... in General

...... for home secretary if Labour win :eek: :eek Be scared. Be very scared :rollin:

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Yesterday, 20:09

Whorty replied to a poll General Election predictions in Brexit

And that's bad because? Although with Boris, is not 10 years, but often just a couple of years ago. But hey, why believe the truth when you can...

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Yesterday, 19:25

Whorty started a thread Where's Moggy? in General

Not been seen since his Grenfell comments. Has only done a single hustings for this election (last night) and even then he was trying to avoid...

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Yesterday, 18:11

Whorty replied to a thread Lloyd's of London staff to behave in General

the "3 year accounting" is very interesting too. Not aware of any other industry with anything like it.

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Yesterday, 17:33

Whorty replied to a thread Lloyd's of London staff to behave in General

There you go ... got there in the end :tumble:

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Yesterday, 15:27

Whorty replied to a thread Lloyd's of London staff to behave in General

There's someone who doesn't understand what 'the market' means :rolleyes:

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Yesterday, 14:09

Whorty started a thread Lloyd's of London staff to behave in General

I spent over 6 years working on the market ... seems it's changed a lot since my day. We certainly lived by the "work hard, play even harder" motto...

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Yesterday, 09:51

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Well there's something we need to add to the Lessons Learned Log

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Yesterday, 09:50

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

I'm sharing this best practice technique with the chaps in the office

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Yesterday, 09:44

Whorty replied to a thread Same Old Twunts in General

He (she?) has just been released from juvie

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5th December 2019, 17:29

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

We need to do a 15 minute stand-up

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5th December 2019, 17:09

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Would you like to sniff my packet?

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5th December 2019, 17:06

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Where would you like me to lay this cable?

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5th December 2019, 16:39

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Can you let me know your RAG status?

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5th December 2019, 15:52

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

I'm impressed Jeff. I hadn't seen your large PYTHON output before

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5th December 2019, 15:49

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Sorry darling, i'll be late home tonight. I'm working with Jenny and Dave from accounts; I need to help them with some double-entry

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5th December 2019, 15:43

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

We need to do a penetration test

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5th December 2019, 14:58

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

I'm sorry, I only know BASIC

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5th December 2019, 13:35

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

Can we video this as a "how to" guide for YouTube?

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5th December 2019, 12:00

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

We're gonna need to scrap this old hardware and get a newer model with new firmware

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5th December 2019, 11:24

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

I've looked through the manual, but I don't think that button exists.

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5th December 2019, 11:22

Whorty replied to a thread What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex? in General

I've been working on this for hours, and still getting a negative response.

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5th December 2019, 11:11

Whorty replied to a thread Sexual Harassment in General

There is a certain ex-squaddie on here who explained why he is more popular than me because he has more 'likes' :laugh I guess even the toughest of...

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