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    Today, 10:43
    Whorty replied to a thread Any kippers around? in Brexit
    They're having their Bank Holiday special English breakfast at 'spoonies. They'll be back later for their wit and intelligence.
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    Today, 10:28
    Whorty replied to a thread RIP in Brexit
    Yes, sorry, I meant 'majority' as in the largest party - but they're the only leave party so they have taken all leave votes. Surely they should be...
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    Today, 10:10
    Whorty replied to a thread RIP in Brexit
    You keep thinking that Brexit is still what the people want :laugh Brexit party have a majority only because the remain vote was split across...
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    Today, 10:07
    Nope. You're 100% incorrect. Labour voters are mostly remain (65/35 split remain/leave) - this is why Labour voters switched to Lib Dem. Those who...
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    Today, 09:21
    Whorty replied to a thread Nigel Farage... in Brexit
    Nah, you're wrong ... if it's white westerners moving for economic reasons then it's 'expat', it's only 'emigrant' if they are none white but moving...
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    Today, 08:36
    Whorty replied to a thread Top Traitors in Brexit
    Seems the people have changed their mind. Leave is no longer larger than remain, at least based on the most recent EU election which was, quite...
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    Today, 08:20
    Whorty started a thread RIP in Brexit
    ... UKIP ... Tories ... Brexit Remain > Leave The people have spoken :laugh
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    Yesterday, 19:00
    Whorty replied to a thread Nigel Farage... in Brexit
    I'm neither an expat or have ever been banned for racist posts. I'm in the 3rd half you forgot to note :D
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    Yesterday, 18:58
    Whorty replied to a thread Nigel Farage... in Brexit
    Woooohh, mods, you need to check Ziggy's account hasn't been hijacked! He's away for a day, comes back and has posted something that makes sense....
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    25th May 2019, 21:13
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    I missed that training ... damn .... I'll just keep selling the milkshakes then :smokin
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    25th May 2019, 09:17
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    Is that a euphemism? You need to speak to NLYUK :puke:
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    24th May 2019, 20:27
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    I'm good oPM, but I don't think I'm good enough to get all 5 stars ..... I'm aiming for 3 :banana: Would you like fries with that?
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    24th May 2019, 20:25
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    Only if they pay double day rate ...... and provide a packet of wet wipes :igmc:
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    24th May 2019, 20:24
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    Passed my finals in 1999 ...... Would you like to hire me :smokin
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    24th May 2019, 14:48
    Whorty replied to a thread Boris or Raab? in Brexit
    If I thought Grayling would put himself forward, I'd be tempted to join the Tories so I could vote for him. It's what they deserve as their leader...
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    23rd May 2019, 19:42
    Whorty replied to a thread Lying MP OWNED in Brexit
    She's not pretty enough. He's only attracted to the good looking Labour Ladies :eek:
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    23rd May 2019, 19:33
    You don't get it either. At the last EU elections UKIP did well. Yet in the following GE they won how many seats in Westminster? You see, people are...
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    23rd May 2019, 19:26
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    I bet you need 2 lists ... one for the real world, and one just for CUK :laugh
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    23rd May 2019, 18:13
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    I genuinely want one of those :laugh Superb
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    23rd May 2019, 18:12
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    It is financial services but not banking - I think they're still into lager and pinot :happy
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    23rd May 2019, 18:11
    Whorty replied to a thread Starting new contract ... in General
    Good call. I had heard that one of the management team voted out .... first time he argues with me in a board mtg, he's getting the full creamy gunk...
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    23rd May 2019, 15:57
    ... on Tuesday. Heading into client office for initial meetings, get to know yous etc. Finished last role end of March. Might be a bit rusty. What...
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    23rd May 2019, 15:21
    Whorty replied to a poll How many buttons... in General
    You're looking well. Keep up the good work
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    23rd May 2019, 15:15
    I thought you'd flounced off? :wave:
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    23rd May 2019, 15:07
    Whorty replied to a thread Lying MP OWNED in Brexit
    To be fair, the clue was there in the first sentence ...... Not sure "rising star" and "Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour party" go naturally well...
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    23rd May 2019, 15:03
    I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more...
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    23rd May 2019, 15:01
    I hope you collected the tears in a jar, to show your friends (I'm assuming you have at least one friend, even if it is Ziggy) down 'spoonies?
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    23rd May 2019, 14:48
    No, not 'people', just you :laugh
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    23rd May 2019, 13:49
    Whorty replied to a thread Extenshun in Brexit
    That is something we can agree on :happy
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    23rd May 2019, 13:48
    Whorty replied to a thread Extenshun in Brexit
    I do hope he has JRM as his chancellor ... what a dream team. Draft in Farage as foreign secretary and Grayling at Defence, what could possibly go...
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