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    Today, 18:58
    v8gaz bought me a G&T there. It was about £20. I was glad he was paying!
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    Today, 17:41
    Got some tatty old underpants that might make good face masks.
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    Today, 17:34
    xoggoth replied to a thread #ClapForCarers in General
    Not quite sure what the point is meself. Had forgotten all about it. Went out front when I heard a lot of noise on the street, people standing on...
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    Today, 09:15
    xoggoth replied to a thread Hikikomori CFL in General
    I bin making a shelf unit out of bits of an old aluminium greenhouse that have been tucked under my decking for years. Good non inflammable shelving...
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    Today, 09:10
    xoggoth replied to a thread Covid-19 - cause of death? in General
    Sorry to hear that Cirrus. My neighbours are self isolating because they'd been to see her brother who just died in a care home with a variety of...
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    Today, 08:59
    xoggoth replied to a thread Peru in General
    Won't work in UK. Not enough days of the week for all the recognised genders.
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    Today, 08:49
    xoggoth replied to a thread Covid-19 - cause of death? in General
    Surely a chart showing deaths, with or without Covid, should tell us? If there a spike it could just be bringing pending deaths forward in which case...
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    Yesterday, 14:50
    mudskipper replied to a thread Dead Celebrities Thread in General
    That's not entirely clear - he had coronavirus and he died. It's not clear how much that contributed to his death. Eddie Large: Comedian dies...
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    Yesterday, 09:03
    xoggoth replied to a thread O2 in General
    Iv'e got one of those little nitrous oxide cylinders I picked up while walking a while ago. Maybe that might do if I get it.
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    1st April 2020, 10:34
    xoggoth replied to a thread Not Made in China in General
    If they expect reciprocal trade arrangements, yes.
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    1st April 2020, 10:32
    xoggoth replied to a thread Not Made in China in General
    Certainly fake products from China are a big problem, can't be a*d to check latest figures but was about 40% of all counterfeit goods to EU. Hard to...
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    1st April 2020, 10:24
    xoggoth replied to a thread Today is the day in General
    You're seriously saying anything on the internet is not true? Rubbish!
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    1st April 2020, 10:18
    To be fair to the dimwitted bobbies it isn't always simple. As I said earlier, may be safer to drive a few miles to a rural area with few people than...
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    31st March 2020, 20:36
    xoggoth replied to a thread Panic buying in General
    Don't like whisky but got a nearly full bottle that I bought for lady next door's Sunday visits. Unused since she started inviting me round her place...
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    31st March 2020, 16:36
    Funny, yesterday I set up a list in Excel almost exactly like that to log when I last bothered to clean.
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    31st March 2020, 15:26
    Fancy joining the cabinet meeting? https://twitter.com/tprstly/status/1244987463585665026 zoom meeting id 539-544-323 Have fun :)
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    31st March 2020, 12:20
    Ditto what lm said. I got it right this time!
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    31st March 2020, 11:46
    Started going through all my Old Moody Blues DVDs
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    31st March 2020, 11:15
    xoggoth replied to a thread Strictly no stockpiling in General
    aTW's secretly paid to do it by Putin. What else explains the fact that he criticises Putin yet has still not been hit by a nerve agent?
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    31st March 2020, 08:50
    That's how to get rid of it. Plug it in to charge and it will probably explode.
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    31st March 2020, 08:47
    xoggoth replied to a thread Only me - no sock in General
    What is this GittinsGal thing? Can't remember details now but she was a real contractor. PS How do I know? Us creepy old gits always stalk CUK...
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    30th March 2020, 20:36
    Don't be sad NAT, gives us a chance to repeat our bum related posts. Aaaagh It was MS who made the 1st bum related post. I'm getting mud and muck...
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    30th March 2020, 20:33
    xoggoth replied to a thread PING: Lost It in General
    Poor bloke sounds in bad way. Not sure how more interaction with most CUK piss takers will be much help but maybe there are some on here who could...
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    30th March 2020, 20:02
    Quite. There is actually nothing in the law that defines what local means or that bans driving: ‘Stay local’ during the pandemic message...
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    30th March 2020, 12:03
    xoggoth replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief
    Finally got clocks done. Had to add two watches and call logger to long list. Fortunately, the PC and central heating controller do it themselves. ...
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    30th March 2020, 11:06
    xoggoth replied to a thread Goodbye to contracting... in General
    They haven't chucked out us retired contractor old farts yet.
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    30th March 2020, 11:03
    xoggoth replied to a thread Panic buying in General
    You lot must have the talent. Hack into the Ocado account of that lonely old lady down the road and change her address to yours.
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    30th March 2020, 10:47
    xoggoth replied to a thread test please delete in Light Relief
    May be names - muck and mud bit similar.
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    30th March 2020, 10:43
    xoggoth replied to a thread Cough Cough update in General
    Just fart on them. That's what I'd do.
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    30th March 2020, 10:41
    xoggoth replied to a thread Booting Windows in General
    Still wondering if I can sneak to Homebase for DIY stuff. Why are hardware stores still allowed to open if not? DIY is an essential way to cope with...
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