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Plan B - becoming a plumber

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    Plan B - becoming a plumber

    When people start flushing all that toilet paper they bought, I will be as minted as DimPrawn!

    I might even be able to afford a few more divorces....

    #2
    It not the paper that causes the issues. It's those damn wet wipes people seem to need nowadays for that "fresh" feeling.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      It not the paper that causes the issues. It's those damn wet wipes people seem to need nowadays for that "fresh" feeling.


      I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

      I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


        I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

        I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......
        Well next time I block the loo with a Richard that's a danger to shipping, I'll give you a call so you can use your newly bought skillz

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          #5
          I confess to have watched a few films about becoming a plumber.
          It all seemed to involve turning up at the house of an attractive lady when her husband is out.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            I confess to have watched a few films about becoming a plumber.
            It all seemed to involve turning up at the house of an attractive lady when her husband is out.
            Ooh matron!

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              #7
              Plumbing looks much too hard for me, bending down, picking stuff up, getting dirty.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                I just spent £10k on a become a plumber in a week scheme.

                I even registered with the OldGreg Dutch Antilles scheme to take home 86%......
                Half of that was on learning Polish.

                (And if you had bothered to learn to take cash payments only, you'd be taking home 100%...)
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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